I am an insomniac. That explains why I can't sleep.
I am infatuated, but I cannot publish the name of the person on my Facebook profile.
Damn if you do, damn if you don't. This is how I see my situation. If I post a name on my status message, I will stir up controversy. If I don't put a name and leave it blank, I will still reap the same results. However, keeping the name to myself will save me from ruining the friendship that I have with her, so I will keep it at that.